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One? Two? Who's Who?!
Survey Says...
-THE WHO'S-
1] Who is in the room with you?
jill1- jill
Jill2- jill
3] Whose house did you last go to?
jill1- judy fischman
Jill2- judy fischman
-THE WHATS-
5] What was the last thing you ate?
jill1- an apple slice with the most delicious dip I made with jill
Jill2- pineapple dipped in the autumn dip that jill and I made
6] What’s the last thing you drank?
jill1- I am sure it was a sip of water
Jill2- water
7] What color pants are you wearing?
jill1- white- they are pajama pants that have faded from blue
Jill2- boxer shorts. they’re not pants, but they’re tiny blue-plaid.
8] What is the closest item near you that is blue?
jill1- my shirt
Jill2- my boxer shorts
9] What are you wearing on your feet?
jill1- nothing at all- I feel close to the metal bar my feet are resting on
Jill2- nothing- I wanted to say a layer of grime- but then I looked at them and they are actually fairly clean
10] What instant messaging service do you use?
jill1- I hate instant messaging services, but I get annoying messages on google talk- whatever the hell that is….
Jill2- I haven’t instant messaged since I was a sophomore in college-
11] What is your favorite website?
jill1- jillsquared.com
Jill2- jillsquared.com
12] What is your favorite shoe brand?
jill1- I don’t have one—I love my chacos though. Oh, and I like kino’s—they remind me of good times
Jill2- ummm…
13] What do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants?
jill1- jeans
Jill2- jeans, but much to jill’s dismay
14] What is the last movie watched?
jill1- I caught the end of the Perfect man- but all the way through I think it was Crash
Jill2- the perfect man… with hilary duff – what an actress!
15] What do you currently hear right now?
jill1- jill telling me her answers
Jill2- jill typing my answers
-THE WHENS-
17] When did you last go to the mall?
jill1- I think I may have gone to the mall of manhattan, but I don’t know new york enough to know where I was when I was lost in that mall
Jill2- I live in New york, why would I go to a mall
18] When did you last buy a new pair of pants?
jill1- I always just steal my sisters—I don’t buy my own
Jill2- August 14th, 2006
-THE WHERES-
20] Where is your favorite place to be?
jill1- currently the roof
Jill2- I sure do like bed a lot
21] Where is your phone?
jill1- in my bag, why do ask?
Jill2- charging
22] Where is your mom?
jill1- sleeping, I would think
Jill2- at home sleeping
23] Where do you sleep?
jill1- in my bed
Jill2- Spanish harlem
24] Where do you shop the most?
jill1- little bodegas along 116th
Jill2- the associated market on 116th
26] Where in your house are you?
jill1- the living room, and it is an apartment- I like to say a “home”
Jill2- I am on the big puffy chair
-THE WHY'S-
28] Why did you fall in love with the one you love or did loved?
jill1- this is a badly worded question
Jill2- yeah! Let’s just get rid of this one
Jill1- okay, done.
(Jill2- as you’ll notice there are already several numbers missing from this survey)
29] Why does, basically, half the world have myspace?
jill1- these questions just keep getting worse, don’t they jill?
Jill2- seriously, I mean, whoever wrote this obviously has a narrow scope of the “world”—I would say that at LEAST 75% of the population has MySpace
Jill1- True. I think this phenomenon exists because My space, catalyzing an obscure social filter, prescribes to methods of cultural critique on the level of obtuse, irrational, and altogether belligerent, nonsensical, obstinacy. I mean any sort of ethereal internet, matricized, pseudospace must observe operational modes that border the incoherent. Myspace eludes to typologies of the ultrareal within multiple reference frames. For example: the idiotic, lackadaisical slacker ass. He/she performs rituals of ridiculous, obsessive, and almost ludicrous input/output analysis, permeating with instantaneous permutations of apprehensive wonder. This state of existence can only produce an individual that is a-critical of his/her larger social temporal form. Platonic, of course not.
Jill2- I concur- plus… it rocks my socks off!
32] Why did you kiss The Last Person You kissed?
jill1- because I like him, he’s my boyfriend
Jill2- because I like him, he’s my boyfriend
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